What would you do?

So today Josh came home with bright red cheeks, that burned like crazy. When I asked him what was wrong he says"well I had greece on my face from fixing a pencil sharpener in my History class. So when I went ito Tech Ed, Mr. Clark told me to go wash my. So I went and washed my face but not all ove the greece came off, so Mr. Clark took a Mr. Clean Magic erase marker to my face. Then it started burning so I went to the office and they told me to wash it off and then put aloe vera on it."
While in the office Mr. Jorgensen the vice principle was in there. He sees that Josh has a braclet on. He asks him What is that? Josh says Oh isn't this cool it's a palm tree. Mr. Jorgensen says no its marijuana. So he had Josh take it off. He then noticed that Josh was squinting, and asks him if he smokes dope.(are you kidding me) he grabbed his sore cheeks and looks in his eyes.(can you say idot)I am so ticked off.
I have had it with this school this year. I could do a better job.